Grin and bear it

"Say 'sausages' to the camera"!
Frozen schoolgirl photos
with happy, gappy grins.
I'd squirm. That hawk-eyed lens
so unforgiving. Wild tribes viewed it
superstitiously. Victorians kept aloof
unsmiling, never exhibiting teeth
the way Simians display a threat
- why bleach and bare like beacons now?

50 thoughts on “Grin and bear it

  1. I know someone who has chosen to walk away from our sibling-relationship and this makes me think of all the bleached fake smiles I see on social media. Could someone really be that happy when they’ve told their sibling goodbye?

  2. I bought a camera on my birthday last year, I mostly click nature photographs. I can understand why one pointed at the face can make someone feel uncomfortable.

  3. It is kind of funny examining the smiles in photographs over the years, they were oh so serious in Victorian times, and yeah now anything goes really, oh and the selfie pout lol!!

  4. Your quadrille resonates with me, Laura. I’m unphotogenic and hate having my photo taken, and those ‘frozen schoolgirl photos’ – yikes!

  5. Being surrounded by snap-happy teens all day has seen me change these past 7 years. I’ve been even been known to make my own ‘content’!

    There are still one or two kids who don’t want to have their photos taken but not many!

  6. Well done, Laura, clever–though I do like smiles in photos. I always hate how I look in photos now, but I think of how much I love seeing my mom in them, so I want my children to have some of me.

  7. This reminded me of the time we were lined up for annual school photograph. As we stepped into teenage most of us would squirm and shuffle, though a few did preen!

    Great write, Laura, especially the closing line.

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